I’m not really that different from the walking creatures you call humans. It’s just that I’m white, and my eyes lack irises. Before I was sent out to shops, my siblings told me that life as a mannequin isn’t tough at all. All you got to do is stand there for a couple of years, then your owners will replace you with newer, whiter mannequins, and that will be the end of you.
Very soon I found out who my owner was. Not only that, she also gave me a name. I stood under a big sign which says “Dorothy Perkins”.
I guess you can call me Dorothy. Everyone calls me that. Especially those little teenage girls that walk past the shop and shriek, “Oh Em Gee it’s Dorothy Perkins!” And who can blame them? For I’m attractive and pretty, fairer than the fairest of damsels, more proportionate than the most svelte of models! In fact, all I have to do is strike a cool pose, and everyone will come running.
And then there was this other thing. When I was first placed in this spot, my owner dressed me up with great thought. She spent a long time thinking what to put on me: A blouse or a shirt? No, no, that doesn’t look good. How about a cardigan? My naked body was soon filled with raiment of all kinds, not to mention some very exotic jewelry. I felt very proud indeed.
There was this one time, where I saw a teenage girl who dressed exactly like I did. Same top, same bottom, same everything. I nicknamed her Little Dorothy. Undoubtedly, she was my fan. The first time she saw me, I saw a faint look of intrigue on her face. That intrigue soon turned to surprise and wonder. Inside my plastic exterior, I smiled. I could have sworn that she saw a little twinkle in my eyes for when I did so, she smiled back. However, deep down inside, I knew she would never grow to be as pretty as I. She was just a stupid human being, while I’m a model of perfection.
Girls love to gossip, and I was no exception. Tired after work, I would gather around my fellow mannequins and listen to the latest gossip, for it always contains some interesting bits. Once, they mentioned that there will be a new clothing store moving in opposite to us. I was elated! (Right now, the store opposite sells undergarments, which makes me feel really uncomfortable).
“I heard he’s from America!”
“I heard he’s a designer!”
“I heard his name is Calvin!”
True enough, his name was Calvin. Calvin Klein, to be exact. He was good looking, possessing a strong jawline, a muscular body and firm abs to boot. It was also all because of him that all the mannequins in my store looked more attractive: they wanted to get Calvin’s attention.
People never talked about Dorothy Perkins soon after that. Now, everyone looks at Calvin, nods his (or her) head, and goes into that shop. A few minutes later, they would emerge with shopping bags labeled “CK” in front of them. I’ve always wondered what is that supposed to mean. Chinese Kung-fu?
Nobody looks at poor Dorothy now. Nobody. Not even my fan, Little Dorothy. This feeling is like seeing your best friends getting date after date while you stand aside, making way for them. But what’s so great about Calvin Klein anyway? All he wears are suits, suits and suits again. I also know his little secret: he never wears his underwear!